Men get stressed. It is okay to admit. With all of the wars, quests, takeovers, arm wrestling championships and long jump competitions we are always entering sometimes we need to blow off a little steam.

Quiet walk in the park? Nope.

Hot bubble bath. Only if we are bathing in the blood of a cyclops we just decapitated next to a volcano. Then yes. Yes all days of the week to that one. Other than that no.

Stress balls? Only ours. (see what I did there? yeah, high fives for masterbation jokes)

Okay Mr. Tree Arms we get it. We can’t go to the local creek and do some yoga to get our stress out. But then what can we do? You have already decapitated all of the cyclopses in the tri-state area… Yea I did, that was a relaxing week.

I don’t normally preach the benefits of baseball. Baseball is last on the list of awesome sports. But if you are a little pent up with rage I may recommend taking a whiffer on a pitch and then karate kicking the catcher in the chest. Stress levels gone. You can get away with lots of violence in sporting events that you can’t get away with in real life. Kick the kid behind the counter at Dairy Queen in the chest and you get arrested and a lifetime bang from Dairy Queen! That ban is enough cops you don’t need to cuff me. I am gonna get out of them anyways and then kick you in the chest.

You can see by the following video that the guy is a stress case. Kick = calm. You see he slows right away because he forgot why he was mad, stress just melts away when you kick somebody… but he already committed to fighting 43 people at that point. Or however many people are on a stick ball game team. So he had to rush the pitcher. Without any stress or anger he throws a really weak punch. But i’ll give it to him he blew his wad on that kick.